Yash Patil/Off the desk
  • HOPL
    Classical & Hellenistic WarfareThe longest-running interest I have
  • MILTC
    Defense TechnologyWhere the history and the networking hardware meet
  • TRADE
    Trading on HyperliquidI trade crypto derivatives most days, on Hyperliquid now, Solana before that
  • BAYC
    Bored Ape Yacht ClubI am a member
  • NETHW
    Privacy Communications & Network HardwarePrivate messaging, privacy services, and the hardware side of network communications
  • SKI
    Alpine Ski RacingSkiing since I was four
  • CARS
    CarsNot GT cars specifically, just cars
  • GRDN
    Urban Gardening / ForestryStarted with Tree Fredericksburg and Downtown Greens in high school
  • FINS
    Miami DolphinsI grew up watching them
  • TEN
    TennisFour-year varsity starter and captain my senior year at James Monroe.
  • GLF
    Golf
  • MJ
    MahjongPicked it up when I got to Berkeley
  • MEX
    Mexican Fast FoodTaco Bell, mostly
  • NTDO
    NintendoTop 500 in Splatoon 2 for a long stretch of high school, mostly during COVID
  • BOOK
    BooksFavorite book: The Alchemist, by Paulo Coelho
  • ASTRO
    Childhood Dream Job: AstronautFirst thing I wanted to be
  • Off the deskWhat it is
  • Classical & Hellenistic Warfare

    The longest-running interest I have. Grew up in Virginia close enough to Civil War battlefields that family weekends ended at one, read backwards from there through Napoleon, Caesar, and Alexander, and landed in ancient Greece by middle school
  • Defense Technology

    Where the history and the networking hardware meet. Veterans in my community run the Android Team Awareness Kit on group hunts, so I turned a Kindle Fire into a pocket command center running it, after the Army's Next Generation Command and Control effort, and built an AI layer that checks live reports against a verified history and pins its reading onto the map
  • Trading on Hyperliquid

    I trade crypto derivatives most days, on Hyperliquid now, Solana before that. Not professionally
  • Bored Ape Yacht Club

    I am a member. I was deep in NFTs during that cycle and still am.
  • Privacy Communications & Network Hardware

    Private messaging, privacy services, and the hardware side of network communications. This started with the certifications and the privacy coins and led into military communications: how a unit shares position and observations when the radio drops half the words
  • Alpine Ski Racing

    Skiing since I was four. Six years racing slalom and giant slalom for the Wintergreen Ski Team in the Southern Alpine Racing Association league, U16 through U21
  • Cars

    Not GT cars specifically, just cars. The ones I actually want are a Ferrari 488 Spider or a 458 Spider
  • Urban Gardening / Forestry

    Started with Tree Fredericksburg and Downtown Greens in high school. Planting native trees around the city, picking sites off heat maps to cut urban heat islands, and keeping community gardens that give their produce away
  • Miami Dolphins

    I grew up watching them. My dad grew up in Miami, the city my grandpa set roots in, so the Dolphins came with the family
  • Tennis

    Four-year varsity starter and captain my senior year at James Monroe.
  • Golf

  • Mahjong

    Picked it up when I got to Berkeley. It turned out to be the best way I have found to sit with people for a few hours and actually talk through ideas.
  • Mexican Fast Food

    Taco Bell, mostly. I love it.
  • Nintendo

    Top 500 in Splatoon 2 for a long stretch of high school, mostly during COVID. Held the world record on Coconut Mall in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for a few minutes when the track came out.
  • Books

    Favorite book: The Alchemist, by Paulo Coelho. I read it as a kid and it stuck
  • Childhood Dream Job: Astronaut

    First thing I wanted to be. I looked at the stars through telescopes and high-powered binoculars and went to museums every weekend
    BAYC

    Bored Ape Yacht Club

    Off desk

    I am a member. I was deep in NFTs during that cycle and still am.

    BAYC